1. Looks like Amurcah has a Norman Tebbit as well.

    (Source: numbtongue, via fellixdawkins)

     


  2. Plot twist:

    Kanye doesn’t even like croissants.

     

  3. The runner sinks into the puddle but the MOTORBIKE STAYS AFLOAT. This gif bothers me intensely.

    (Source: icachondeo, via chasingtheelephants)

     


  4. I wonder where everyone's from. Put your URL next to your state/country.

    1. CANADA: ask-barry-the-jolteon, ask--palkia, decorated-delirium, ask-wayward-wind-ventus, tmedia, virtualbatgirl, you-have-a-winter-heart, 8deadlysins boxframeglasses, ora-stoneheart, jothepokebro, uhwhatareyoudoing, howlbedamned
    2. AL, USA: pathology, celeb-butante
    3. AK, USA: thespawnofthestars, the-killer-clown, doctor-ivo-robotnik, ashy-the-monster
    4. AZ, USA: selfconsciouscuts
    5. AR, SA:
    6. CA, USA: arrivedercipomodori, sunflowers-in-snow, sexygingerninja, midnightm0onlight,cole-and-maya-is-5eva-love, i-am-watson-locked,memoriesareus, claude-and-claudia-faustus
    7. CO, USA: arkhams-black-shadow
    8. CT, USA: ask-rivalhugh mod kittymeowmixxx
    9. DE, USA:
    10. FL, USA (AKA RETIREMENT CITY): ask-the-slender-assistants, ask-the-totally-sane-one, enterprisecaptainkirk, coooooooooooooulson, weepingarchangel, guesswhoscomingtodinnerlate , Theheiresstowar, LupeyLycan, MAGICALawesomeTASTIC
    11. GA, USA: asimplecointrick, what-is-perfection, vongolajuudaime
    12. HI, USA:
    13. ID, USA:
    14. IN, USA: guardian-of-pranks, time-lord-of-the-ring, filinephewofthorin/bilbothenotburglar
    15. IA, USA: finlochaos, theshippingturtle, zenosutcliff
    16. KS, USA: sinistersnake, neutral-aquajet [OMFG SINISTER WHAT CITY DO YOU RESIDE IN]
    17. KY, USA: kurlozkitten, princess-john-egbert
    18. LA, USA:
    19. ME, USA: necrophilofthefuture
    20. MD, USA: the-one-and-one-kili, emma-frost-jackslittlesister
    21. MA, USA: dadiva18, foreverlarking, ameliaandrorywilliams
    22. MI, USA: geothebio, ask-merry-and-pippin
    23. MN, USA: redhoodrising, ayyeitsmandapanda, eins-zwei-drei-go
    24. MS, USA: sobermotherfuckinggamzee
    25. MO, USA: iamharveydent
    26. MT, USA: akuserru [state motto moo :l], shigubarru, harper-pyre
    27. NE, USA: askandrptropius' mod (I shall be forever alone on this one) aw8k-2-t8k-1n-th3-v13w (Lol you're definitely not alone don't worry)
    28. NV, USA: blackghostknifefish
    29. NH, USA: believedinusers1nceb4.
    30. NJ, USA: Ask-Zapdos Mod, Cuno Mun, Ask-Moltres Mun, ask-pachirisu-and-friends' mod, phanof-howell
    31. NM, USA:
    32. NY, USA: BrokenBirdie, StrayoftheNight, freedom-in-tight-shorts, xowindandwitchxo, princessaurorarose,lokis-army-at-221b, thefrozensoldier, here-come-the-dirks, tayllormellark
    33. NC, USA: rainbowdash4ever
    34. , i-found-johnny
    35. ND, USA:
    36. OH, USA: yaoiforlife, thesacredqueenzelda, shotgun-princess
    37. OK, USA:
    38. OR, USA: shamefuladdict, polarpancakes, emilyxelizabethx (YAY, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE FOR ONCE!), theonewhocouldbecalledking
    39. PA, USA: thoseim5vibes, justinvernons, ask-the-tooth-fairy, weasley-wizards-wheezes, half-blood-witch
    40. RI, USA: chasingtheelephants
    41. SC, USA: dirtylordoftheringconfessions
    42. SD, USA:
    43. TN, USA: dirtyhobbitconfessions, amazingmadelineisnotonfire
    44. TX, USA: thefoolminato, thebatsson, jamie-just-believes, Biggering-my-ochinchin,geekscanbefreakstoo,smileytheproxy,thatbloodredreaper, madgirl-without-a-box
    45. UT, USA: izzy-the-spirit-of-spring, demon-servant-layla-savage, talking-with-dragons
    46. VT, USA:
    47. VA, USA: valdis-belongs-to-loki, gettingintocarswithstrangemen, ras-al-ghul-rp, roseonabeach
    48. WA, USA: madderpskI, qie-meihua, dirty-jack-frost
    49. WV, USA:
    50. WI, USA:
    51. WY, USA:
    52. AUSTRALIA, MOTHERFUCKERS: im5aus, janoskians-wbu, 5sosfanpage, iamthegoodson, theunwillingoracle, akamarthajones, pie-impala-thefamilybusiness, guider-of-the-lost-souls, noneedtobesuchasmartass, thegreatandthemighty, goddesswithanattitude, deadpool-merc, poutybatmavy, protector-of-memories, aussieshipwhore, bakahiko,
    53. SOUTH AMERICA, I Exist too, you know?: spoiledbatgirl (Uruguay), avoid-normality, causemischief (Brazil)
    54. GOTHAM CITY: thebatsson , yourobsessionsmyobsessions
    55. ENGLAND The land of fucking TEA: sassypoland , theaviatrix , yourobsessionsmyobsessions ,themuseofheart , hiddles-hiddles-hiddles , cas-tiels, iamawinrar(britfag reporting), , fuckindon, hazard-ous, andispeakforthedogs, thecontrastingreapers, fidgetthedragon, xChrononautx, peetaismydandilion, crocpop24, a-study-in-superwholock thunder-mischief, jaces-mangoes, dan-is-not-on-phire, a-hopeless-llama-lion, dnhowull, simonlegend
    56. MALAYSIA: northandhiscookies, therainspirit, gabyelle,
    57. FRANCE, the best food lolilol : japandragon
    58. POLAND: fuckyeah-kasumisty, nibi-nn, yourmithrilia, theonlydis, ask-mei-rin(Silesia)
    59. BRITAIN: adventuretitan (Wales! The country, not the animal!) sam-pora (go wales woop woop)
    60. IRELAND, TOP OF ALL OF THE MORNINGS: thecatxd, gettin-nakie-outside, awkwardmoose, swagginsofbagend, alpacamazing-phi, musicandskittles, musicandtvshows
    61. SPAIN: itrainsinmyheart, szarnyul
    62. SCOTLAND: starryphoenix, wrist-cutter, misspjliguori
    63. FINLAND: tsurugisa, aivopieru, ketunperse, countdirkula, flanti
    64. YOU FORGOT MOTHER FUCKING ILLINOIS: carry-on-wayward-assbutt
    65. GERMANY: firstborngoldenbraids, youngerbrotherfrerin, nowthatsagladiator, thehighcouncilofmundus, clearblueeyes,justkili, blacksmithing-and-crowns, capitolspuppet, anneicresta
    66. DONT FORGET TEXAS BITCHES: xxplaywithmexx
    67. sweden (dont forget sweden): doctorpurnell, karkat-trickster, kankri-trickster
    68. WHERE ON THIS LIST IS BELGIUM?!: nighttime-hunter, Belphegortheripper, skating-and-skirts
    69. YOU FORGOT ITALY: velvetredprincess, queenofhomra
    70. DAMMIT YOU MISSED INDONESIA: yatamisaki-chan
    71. PAKISTAN PRANCES IN: peppersnot
    72. HEY THERE'S SINGAPORE TOO: icehot-addiction, shingeki-no-kyojean, japanese-obsessions
    73. Phillipines: shingeki-no-addict, shingeki-no-jaegar
    74. RUSSIA: sweet-sol-and-hella-fef
    75. PORTUGAL: turntechprince
    76. HONG FUCKING KONG : fireinthehob
    77. DENMARK BECAUSE SIZE DOESNT MATTER: thisismydivision, doctor-ood
     

  5. overhumor:

    why

    Never lose your marbles again.

    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

     

  6.  

  7. buzzfeedfood:

    We crunched the numbers and took the shots and we’ve come to some important conclusions about the CHEAPEST and CLASSIEST way to get drunk.

    I WANT A UK-CENTRIC VERSION OF THIS! 

    I WANT THIS BECAUSE OF REASONS!

     


  8. katherinestasaph:

    “Hurry up with my damn croissants”

    — I really hate this line and its impending memeification at the hands of over-entitled dudes yelling at under-paid serving staff and thinking it makes them hilarious. It kind of half-works in song because “I Am A God” is all frustrated little man syndrome impotence but Kanye’s knowingness isn’t enough to stop me either picturing bankers being wankers to baristas or to stop them from doing it. (via alexmacpherson)

    Anybody who uses this in the real world deserves an unhealthy dose of “waiter’s revenge”.

     


  9. The Returned

    Cinematography - tick

    Direction - tick

    Cast/acting - tick

    Music (Mogwai) - BIG TICK

    Story - HUGE TICK

    Stand outs so far: (the dead) Serge, Camille, Victor, Simon

    (the living) Claire, Adele, Thomas, Julie

     

  10. When I read this I damn near fell off my chair!

     
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