1. danielle-madridista:

    onceuponawickedphan:

    rustytardis:

    tardis-mind-palace:

    clockwork-foxes:

    tumbllrisdumb:

    plushestrumpest:

    30secondstocalifornia:

    wingscanspeak:

    zorobro:

    wingscannotspeak:

    peetasboxers:

    kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

    I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

    uh

    yeah

    Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

    So i tried it both ways and uh

    i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

    this made me laugh really hard….

    and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

    but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

    So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

    Its not science unless you write it down so 

    First method:

    image
    Well done, i guess…

    Second:

    image
    I fucked up

    Girls… how?

    I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

    I can take my shirt both ways easily, but I usually take it off like….

    is this like the genderfluid or agender or something-gender way?

    so the girl way

    oookay then.

    How about the boy way….

    WWHAT AM I

    Okay, I usually grab from the front of the collar not the back but for the purposes of science…

    just grab and pull. Seriously.
    Now the cross-arms way.

    SHIT SHIT ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

    Wait.. I can do this..

    image

    And this..

    image

    Why can’t other people do both..

    I think I just woke up my entire house laughing at this. I adore the Tumblr community.

    I’m thankful that this post is literally just pretty people taking of their shirts

    Welcome to Tumblr everybody

    (Source: princessveroni, via redmayne-pontmercy)

     


  2. officialfrenchtoast:

    finding out someone’s been talking shit about u

    image

    OK HOLD THE FUCK UP! JUST BACK RIGHT UP! WHAT FILM DID THE FLYING LASER STAG COME FFROM AND WHERE CAN I SEE IT???

    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

     


  3. INTERVIEWER

    What was it about Dick’s work that caught your attention?

    LE GUIN

    Partly it was that he and I had similar interests in certain things, such as Taoism and the I Ching—after all we were both Berkeley kids of exactly the same generation. And then, his sci-fi novels were about ordinary, unexceptional, confused people, when so much sci-fi consisted of Campbellian or militaristic heroes and faceless multitudes. Mr. Tagomi, in The Man in the High Castle, was a revelation to me of what you could do with sci-fi if you really took it seriously as a novelist. Did you know we were in the same high school?

    INTERVIEWER

    You and Philip K. Dick? Really?

    LE GUIN

    Berkeley High, thirty-five hundred kids. Big, huge school. Nobody knew Phil Dick. I have not found one person from Berkeley High who knew him. He was the invisible classmate.

    INTERVIEWER

    That could almost be taken from one of his novels. So you didn’t know him at all?

    LE GUIN

    No! We got into correspondence as adults. But I never met him physically.

    — 

    Ursula Le Guin, Paris Review interview. (via bowiesongs)

    Wow, I never knew…and I guess they never knew either.

     

  4. monsterman:

    I have a KLF tune stuck in my head …

    I have always had a KLF tune stuck in my head

    (via industrialbeat)

     

  5. Cat got your tone?

    (Source: instagram.com, via synthcats)

     

  6. ‘Sabotage’ by Beastie Boys
    This week, there could be only one choice #GBBO #BEASTIEBOYS

     

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  8. angelicwhovian:

    gwenst-acy:

    soft-and-brisk:

    Meanwhile in the UK….

    i don’t think you understand, i was literally so angry at this, iain was better at cooking than diana and she ruined it for him by taking the ice cream out the freezer WITHOUT TELLING HIM SHE HAD DONE IT. and now he’s out cos of that bitch, get out of my face. this was serious shit

    DIANA HAS LEFT THE BAKE OFF I REPEAT DIANA HAS LEFT THE BAKE OFF

    The GBBO fandom have reached next-level crisis point. The other fandoms (Supernatural, Sherlock, Doctor Who and Game Of Thrones are like “how adorable”).

     

  9. THE WORD ON THE STREET

     

  10. dabswithsimba:

    I will always Reblog

    (Source: dboybaker, via mistergandalf)

     

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  13. Ain’t no grave that can hold my body down

    (Source: mistgates, via ian1west1)

     

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  15. fargreencountryswiftsunrise:

    fallenwithstyle:

    deductionhunters:

    theskeletonsareafterme:

    zelamish:

    wunderbrot:

    the buugeng is a type of s-staff.

    to the best of my knowledge, it is used to engage in geometric visual warfare

    Accurate.

    GEOMETRIC VISUAL WARFARE.

    No but can you imagine how distracting and disconcerting it’d be to go up against someone with a weapon like that

    You wouldn’t know where the fuck to look and you’d only figure out which part to focus on when it’s buried in your gut

    A+ gif usage.

    (via ian1west1)

     
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